If you love the Daily Candy watercolor illustrations by Sujean Rim, you’ll love the new seasonal DC e-cards on Someecards.com. Not for the faint of heart, these greetings boldly say what few people have dared (face-to-face, anyway), such as “May your shameful behavior at the office holiday party not follow you throughout the remainder of your career” (pictured below).

Happy early holidays!